Giving up tumblr for a while because I have no self control.

thetricksterslittlehelper:

wildunicornherd:

atopfourthwall:

mad-scientist-hououin:

smartaleckette:

February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)

Canada, the only nation discussing the most important issues of our day.

See? Canada has a zombie plan and so should you!

i want to emphasize that this is not from a comedy movie, it literally happened, like in real life, in parliament, between real people

I love how everyone else in the back are just cracking up!

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steampunkgaymer:

adrixu:

Lil Pokemon friends by itsbirdy

Always worth a reblog.

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Officer: Sir what were you doing when the accident took place
Me: So umm..this girl was walking down the street and..
Officer: Understood.

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bipolarhazeleyes:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

sin-sational:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

I didn’t mean to have you

u b star and lot of tatoes then kill ur self wierdo

do you want to go back to jail?

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supreme-master:

Where my curvy followers at

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